Marvel Multiverse Roll Call 7.0

[canoemod]

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Welcome to The Crazy Canoe. A SHIELD watering hole, it's the place to raise a glass with new friends and plan those daring adventures. If you play from any Marvel property in any of the Marvel universes, you are welcome here!

Please keep discussions civil. This is to find people who enjoy playing in the same type of sandbox as you, not to argue with each other over whose opinion is 'valid'. We're all here to have a good time so please, let's not ruin it for each other.

So do the thing. Make friends. Everybody Space Jam.


<b><font face="georgia"><big>( P L A Y E R )</b></big></font> <b>Name:</b> <b>Contact:</b> <b>What you love most about Marvel:</b> <b>Spoiler Alert:</b> (are you up to date or are there things you haven't seen?) <b><font face="georgia"><big>( B A S I C S )</b></big></font> <b>Character:</b> <b>Universe:</b> <b>Canon points:</b> <b>Character's age:</b> <b>Permissions/Preferences:</b> <b>Who the heck are they?</b> <b><font face="georgia"><big>( D E T A I L S )</b></big></font> <b>Where they can be found?</b> (games, recent memes, etc) <b>Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes?</b> <b>Searching for specific Marvels?</b> <b>Open to and/or searching for ships?</b> <b>What specific things are you interested in writing?</b> <b>What things are you not interested in?</b> <b>Anything else?</b>

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CROSSCANON EDITION:

Do you play someone in a non-Marvel canon who'd you'd love to toss at a Marvel character? Do you play someone Marvel who you'd equally love to launch at a non-Marvel? This is the spot for you!

Be sure to list the non-Marvel canon(s) in the subject line for easy searching.


Non-Marvel searching for Marvels: (comment here)

<b><font face="georgia"><big>( P L A Y E R )</b></big></font> <b>Name:</b> <b>Contact:</b> <b>What you enjoy most about crosscanon RP:</b> <b>Spoiler Alert:</b> (are you up to date or are there things you haven't seen?) <b><font face="georgia"><big>( B A S I C S )</b></big></font> <b>Character:</b> <b>Universe:</b> <b>Canon points:</b> <b>Character's age:</b> <b>Permissions/Preferences:</b> <b>Who the heck are they?</b> <b><font face="georgia"><big>( D E T A I L S )</b></big></font> <b>In search of these Marvel characters:</b> <b>Open to and/or searching for ships?</b> <b>What specific things are you interested in writing?</b> <b>What things are you not interested in?</b> <b>Anything else?</b>

Marvel searching for crosscanon: (comment here)

<b><font face="georgia"><big>( P L A Y E R )</b></big></font> <b>Name:</b> <b>Contact:</b> <b>What you enjoy most about crosscanon RP:</b> <b>Spoiler Alert:</b> (are you up to date or are there things you haven't seen?) <b><font face="georgia"><big>( B A S I C S )</b></big></font> <b>Character:</b> <b>Universe:</b> <b>Canon points:</b> <b>Character's age:</b> <b>Permissions/Preferences:</b> <b>Who the heck are they?</b> <b><font face="georgia"><big>( D E T A I L S )</b></big></font> <b>In search of these characters/canons:</b> <b>Open to and/or searching for ships?</b> <b>What specific things are you interested in writing?</b> <b>What things are you not interested in?</b> <b>Anything else?</b>

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crosscanon » searching for marvels

[canoemod]

Comment here with your form if you play a non-Marvel character and are searching for Marvels to write with!

[infinite1ups]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Julien
Contact: comment here or pm, can exchange plurk/discord.
What you enjoy most about crosscanon RP: The endless possibilities! Also my fandom is very small.
Spoiler Alert: I am WAY behind when it comes to actually watching stuff, but I'm not bothered by spoilers in any way. Eventually I'll watch what I watch and I'll probably still be surprised, lmao.

( B A S I C S )
Character: Claire Bennet (this journal), Noah Bennet (callmenoah), and Nathan Petrelli (erisquodsum).
Universe: Heroes
Canon points: I generally take them all after the original series and ignoring Heroes Reborn, but I can do any canon point.
Character's age: Claire can be anywhere from her 18-19 on up, Noah and Nathan would be in their 40s-50s?
Permissions/Preferences: Here, this generally applies to all three. I should also say that I prefer PSL, muse box and meme threading to joining a game, but I could maybe be convinced to join a laid back game that has a slower pace and isn't too strict about activity.
Who the heck are they? Claire is little miss indestructible, Nathan is a flying senator who hates himself so much that he made it everyone's problem, and Noah is father of the year (unironically).

( D E T A I L S )
In search of these Marvel characters: Honestly, anyone. It'd take forever to list my favorites. XD I'll just add that I do especially love throwing Claire at other characters with healing factors or who are otherwise immortal(ish).
Open to and/or searching for ships? Yeah, I'm a big shipper, but it's totally not necessary.
What specific things are you interested in writing? Claire getting to do Hero Shit, whether that's openly as an actual superhero or her preferred method of being the rock solid supporting role behind the scenes. Her Farm AU would be an excellent fit for a Marvel crossover. Nathan and Noah I'm less sure, but Heroes crosses so well with Marvel that I've no doubt that they'll fit in doing something.
Nathan could definitely be a little more antagonistic, with some sort of Nefarious Government Plot, even though he wants to be a better man.
Noah is really the perfect Secret Agent Man kind of character with no superpowers.
What things are you not interested in? Conflict and arguments without resolution, extreme gore for no reason.
Anything else? There's a ton more info linked at the top post on Claire's journal. The general plot and preference stuff really works across the board, as Noah and Nathan's journals are still pretty bare bones at the moment. I'm also happy to answer any questions. :)

crosscanon » searching for non-marvels

[canoemod]

Comment here with your form if you play a Marvel character and are searching for crosscanon characters to write with!

kimmie

[volgas]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: kimmie
Contact: xdombillyx
What you love most about Marvel: it's just fun and entertaining for me. i'm easily pleased
Spoiler Alert: i'm behind on a few things like thunderbolts, but i did see fantastic four (my tiny human is just getting into movies this summer so it's taken me awhile to get caught up on disney+. i still haven't seen the last spider-man)

[volgas]

( B A S I C S )
Character: natasha romanoff volgas
Universe: mcu
Canon points: either played post-death or black widow
Character's age: 30s
Permissions/Preferences: on journal
Who the heck are they? black widow

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? pixieled, bkst
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? always looking for psls but hit me up on memes, too
Searching for specific Marvels? not really. i'm up for anything tbh
Open to and/or searching for ships? i'm a shipwhore. gimme them all
What specific things are you interested in writing? i love adventuring, messy relationships, getting into messes
What things are you not interested in? neg cr for the sake of it
Anything else? just hit me up

[becloaked]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: cosmo
Contact: cosmonautdelta or PM
What you love most about Marvel: cool fight scenes make brain go brr
Spoiler Alert: I'm up to date! There are some movies/shows I haven't seen, but I'm familiar with what happens in them

doctor stephen strange

[becloaked]

( B A S I C S )
Character: Doctor Stephen Strange
Universe: MCU
Canon points: any point, but usually post Multiverse of Madness these days
Character's age: 40s?
Permissions/Preferences: found here
Who the heck are they? Doctor Strange is a former neurosurgeon once brought low by his own hubris and became a sorcerer once he built himself back up again. He's one of the heavy hitters in the MCU franchise, but usually sticks to himself and his own business, preferring to avoid Avengers shenanigans unless he absolutely has to. He lives in a house in NYC full of magic relics and doorways to various parts of the universe, and spends his days dealing with magical and interdimensional threats.

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? bakerstreet
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? Definitely down for memes and PSLs!
Searching for specific Marvels? I especially ship him with Tony Stark, but will also happily explore a ship with Bruce, Steve, Reed, any of the similarily aged marvel characters. m/m only
Open to and/or searching for ships? Yes! I'd prefer ships over platonic for anything long-term, but am happy to do short-term platonic memes
What specific things are you interested in writing? For Strange, I love anything from magic horror to slice of life. He lends himself well to exploration RPs, where the characters explore new dimensions or new planets. I have a few AU ideas for him here that I'd particularly love to do, and you'd likely become my favourite person if you were up for doing any of those with me lmao
What things are you not interested in? m/f ships, any kind of AU where magic doesn't exist
Anything else?

trace

[shitplan]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: trace
Contact: jortles or PM
What you love most about Marvel: the characters, really. the relationships they have, the way that you can throw them almost anywhere, i'm a garbage marvel person.
Spoiler Alert: besides ironheart (working on that) and secret invasion (i will never watch it), i've pretty much seen it all.

[2804]

( B A S I C S )
Character: agatha harkness (2804), matt murdock ( catholica), rio vidal (segadora), robbie reyes ( jinete ), john walker ( tacoshield ), tony stark ( tstank ), kate bishop ( coolcostumes ), yelena belova ( shitplan )
Universe: mcu
Canon points: i don't have one really set in stone for any of them, i try out a lot of different things
Character's age: they range from about 25 to ETERNAL
Permissions/Preferences: i'm lazy and i haven't written any

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? i'm strictly memes and psls for right now.
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? always on the look out for long term psls and always good for memes
Searching for specific Marvels? nope, if the chemistry is there i'll write it
Open to and/or searching for ships? ALWAYS
What specific things are you interested in writing? ships, found family, on the run scenarios, adventures, working together when you don't wanna, aus, all of the above
What things are you not interested in? nothing that i can think of
Anything else? i started doing this individually and got lazy

daisy johnson | agents of shield (mcu)

[chuju]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Amy
Contact: Comment/PM
What you love most about Marvel: Even little me who grew up watching the X-Men Animated Series knew it was important to tell stories about people who are different than you struggling to be accepted.
Spoiler Alert: I've got a canon checklist but don't mind spoilers for the Marvel stuff I haven't seen yet!

( B A S I C S )
Character: Daisy Johnson
Universe: Agents of SHIELD (MCU, fight me)
Canon points: Usually post-s7 (ie 2019 or later)
Character's age: 31+
Permissions/Preferences: Here!
Who the heck are they? Daisy comes from the unloved stepchild of the early days of the MCU. She started off her hero's journey as a hacktivist who was such a thorn in SHIELD's side that a newly not dead Phil Coulson rolled up and offered her a job. Over the seven seasons of the little show that could, she faced the betrayal of people she trusted (teammate revealed to be Hydra, mom turned out to be a supervillain and tried to kill her, best friend medically tortured her to save the world), a whole lot of trauma (the deaths of many loved ones in the line of duty, being mind-controlled and forced to love the thing behind it, being tortured for her superpowers), and more than one near-apocalypse (which she had the heavy task of helping avert). But despite all the trauma and guilt she carries with her, not to mention the hate groups and politicians questioning her right as an Inhuman to exist, she still cares deeply for other people and firmly believes she was given a gift to help stop bad people from doing bad things. Her moral compass is firm, and she holds to her beliefs—unless someone she loves is in danger. (If that bit about Inhumans sounds familiar, it's because the MCU tried substituting them for mutants when Fox was still its own entity and refused to give up the rights to X-Men. Results were of mixed quality.)

If you're not interested in watching this 136-episode series, I recommend this nine-minute fanvid for a nice little overview of Daisy's fucked up and trauma-filled life. I also have this handy timeline of major events.

( D E T A I L S )
Where can they be found? Currently in Diadem!
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? Mostly looking for psls right now since I can only handle one game at a time.
Searching for specific Marvels? Open to just about anyone MCU, but would especially love some of the Thunderbolts crew! I'd also love some multiversal things with mutants because of aforementioned connections. Really, though, if you want to toss your character at a superpowered spy who is familiar with time travel and the concept of the multiverse, she's your girl.
Open to and/or searching for ships? Always open to ships if there's chemistry.
What specific things are you interested in writing? My favorite things to write include emotional moments, hurt/comfort, bonding over shared experiences/trauma, stolen moments of happiness, and normal daily life for people who aren't used to it and thus struggle with and find it extremely weird. My go-to genres are horror, survival, sci-fi, and the occasional dash of dark fantasy. Apocalyptic stories are a forever favorite.
What things are you not interested in? r!63, young children, and hard villain characters aren't really my jam.
Anything else? Post-time travel snacks are important:

Oh hi there

[loveslola]

Up for reunion time with this guy?

carlee

[ultraviolents]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: carlee
Contact: vdova
What you love most about Marvel: the characters and the potential.
Spoiler Alert: up to date with born again, thunderbolts, and first steps; anything else i don't mind being spoiled on.

[ultraviolents]

( B A S I C S )
Character: elektra natchios
Universe: marvel netflix
Canon points: usually pre-death, sometimes post.
Character's age: 30s-ish
Permissions/Preferences: looking for gen and shipping!
Who the heck are they? ex-girlfriend of matt murdock, turns out to have been trained by the same master as him and was sent to recruit him back to the chaste but fell in love with him and decided to protect him from their awful master instead, whoops. died taking a killing blow for him in hopes it would prevent the hand from using her as their ultimate weapon but they ended up resurrecting her and doing it anyway, whoops.

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? memes
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? i'd be interested in a game where she could get involved with the action (she's done well in horror) but i'd need a lower ac requirement.
Searching for specific Marvels? matthew always! also jessica jones, claire temple, foggy nelson, and the other assorted daredevil/defenders crew. also interested in the larger mcu, especially since the netflix shows were becoming incorporated.
Open to and/or searching for ships? yes.
What specific things are you interested in writing? i like dark/horror elements in general and when it comes to games. i also like seeing how dynamics shift depending on who people are talking to, if that makes any sense.
What things are you not interested in? n/a but if you're concerned feel free to ask!
Anything else?

[victorycurls]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Megan
Contact: corbiecore
What you love most about Marvel: The fact that there's so much stuff to be interested in.
Spoiler Alert: I'm up to date on things!

( B A S I C S )
Character: Sam Wilson (wingedman), Tony Stark (futurist), Howard Stark (sexpo), Peggy Carter (competence for main canon, victorycurls for Peggycap), Stephen Strange (vishantis)
Universe: MCU
Permissions/Preferences: In journals

( D E T A I L S )
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? Memes and PSLs
Open to and/or searching for ships? Yes please! Most characters should have ship preferences on their journals. If you want specifics, please ask.
What specific things are you interested in writing? Fix-its, supernatural creature AUs (still set in canon), lots of shippy nonsense
What things are you not interested in? Pregnancy plots, character death, coffeeshop AUs and similar
Anything else?

[lostwidow]

might i offer your cap peggy some what if shenanigans with “all my friends are dead” version nat here.

[clobbers]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: ellie
Contact: pm or discord
What you love most about Marvel: it's a decent escape from reality.
Spoiler Alert: up to date with the movies. behind on television, but whatever.

[clobbers]

( B A S I C S )
Character: ben grimm
Universe: mcu (earth-828)
Canon points: post movie.
Character's age: 40s
Permissions/Preferences: nothing yet
Who the heck are they? the best and best-looking pilot. can also knock down a wall for you at a low cost.

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? bakerstreet
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? nothing right now.
Searching for specific Marvels? other family members.
Open to and/or searching for ships? not interested in shipping right now.
What specific things are you interested in writing? delicious meals he's cooking and eating. teasing reed and johnny. calling sue "susie q"
What things are you not interested in? just shipping for now!

[shieldingfoundation]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: liz
Contact: covfefeislife
What you love most about Marvel: the characters, the stories, the absolute chaotic universe as a whole and the entertainment it brings.
Spoiler Alert: i haven't seen the new fantastic 4 or she-hulk.

[usedtohavenothing]

( B A S I C S )
Character: peggy carter (mcu) shieldingfoundation, natasha romanoff (mcu) usedtohavenothing, mj (mcu) fiorenero, natasha romanoff (what if... ultron won?) lostwidow, torunn (next avengers) facedmortality
Universe: mcu, what if...?, and next avengers
Canon points: for mcu nat, i tend to have her set post civil war/black widow or during endgame. for torunn i like setting her several years post next avengers. everyone else is whatever.
Character's age: varies.
Permissions/Preferences: perms should be in each journal. if not please just know i'm trash and if you toss me any marvel, i'm prob gonna be down
Who the heck are they? ladies who take shit from no one.

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? everyone can be found on memes right now. but i have peggy on the etraya tdm (not the current one bec i'm an idiot and hadn't realized the new one was going up a week after i tagged the older one) and i might app her there. mcu nat is mostly memes but i did drop a reserve at duplicity and plan on apping her there.
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? all of the things tbh.
Searching for specific Marvels? no, so feel free to bring me any for gen or ship fun.
Open to and/or searching for ships? i'm ship trash, so yes, please give me ships for these completely uncomplicated ladies.
What specific things are you interested in writing? time travel, aus with messy history or meet cute, found family, really anything. i'm easy.
What things are you not interested in? negative cr without reason.
Anything else? nope, just hmu if you wanna plot.

Nueva

[staringproblem]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Nueva
Contact: PM or nuevayuimaxwell
What you love most about Marvel: I was raised on comic books and the 90's animations, so to see my favourite heroes come to life is just awesome to me, even if the stories are not the same.
Spoiler Alert: Thank goodness for summer, I am now completely up to date on the MCU, both for movies and TV shows.

[staringproblem]

( B A S I C S )
Character: James Buchanan 'Bucky' Barnes
Universe: MCU Main universe
Canon points: Usually right after 'The Falcon and the Winter Soldier', but I'm game to play from any other canon point. We ignore the ending/credit scene of The TB* in this house
Character's age: 106 years old
Permissions/Preferences: Here!
Who the heck are they? If you don't know who Bucky Barnes is after him being one of the very few characters that have been in all of the MCU Phases, then I don't know what to tell you LOL

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? duplicitylog
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? Not looking for a game, but could be convinced to start PSLs
Searching for specific Marvels? If you like dystopian, Dominant/submissive-based sex games, I would be more than happy to see more Marvel at Duplicity! Our cast has shrunk a lot in the past months. This is our current TDM and look! Reserves just opened!
Open to and/or searching for ships? I will always say yes to WinterWidow, but I'm a shipper at heart, so come at me. In doubt, my favourite ships are in my permission link.
What specific things are you interested in writing? All the things, really!
What things are you not interested in? Negative CR or drama, for the sake of it.
Anything else?

Methy

[ghidorable]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Methy
Contact: pm here, I can shoot a Plurk or discord
What you love most about Marvel: The wide variety of dysfunctional muses that I wind up collecting.
Spoiler Alert: (are you up to date or are there things you haven't seen?) Up to date on everything but Ironheart and I'm working on that

( B A S I C S )
Character: Bob Reynolds
Universe: MCU Thunderbolts
Canon points: Post movie
Character's age: 32
Permissions/Preferences:
Who the heck are they?

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? (games, recent memes, etc) Bakerstreet for now, getting my RP legs back after a break
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? not quite ready for games yet
Searching for specific Marvels? Fellow Thunderbolts, anyone interested in meeting this disaster
Open to and/or searching for ships? Yes and yes.
What specific things are you interested in writing? Angst is always fun but I like to turn usual tropes around. Like Bob saving someone from depression or using his skills to save the team without using his powers. Fun, unconventional stuff.
What things are you not interested in? if I think of something I'll let you know.
Anything else?

Re: Methy

[loveslola]

( B A S I C S )
Character: Phil Coulson (loveslola), Bucky Barnes (woundedwinter) Clint Barton (remembersbudapest)
Universe: MCU
Canon points: multiple
Character's age: depends
Permissions/Preferences: I don't think I have posts for everyone so let's just discuss, yeah?
Who the heck are they? Phil Coulson, Agent of SHIELD and kicker of ass. Bucky Barnes, over 100 years old and so done. Clint Barton, archer and spy

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? (games, recent memes, etc) memes mainly
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? museboxing, psl or Bakerstreet for now
Searching for specific Marvels? A Clint for Phil, a Steve for Bucky, really anybody, I'm not picky
Open to and/or searching for ships? If it fits, I ships
What specific things are you interested in writing? team dynamics, cross team dynamics, what if AU scenarios are always fun
What things are you not interested in?
Anything else? nah.

[blessmefather]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Kristine
Contact: thoughtbubble or just DM any of my accounts o7
What you love most about Marvel: Life is rough and I like the hopeful messages in superhero stories, what can I say?
Spoiler Alert: I've seen almost everything MCU. Pretty much up to date. Just started watching the animated Wakanda show last night. Looks promising. Also doing a slow watch of the Fox movies.

I have two additional MCUs in my back pocket that can still be summoned- Peter Quill and Danny Rand. Below are the ones I have in games right now...

( B A S I C S )
Character: Matt Murdock
Universe: MCU/Netflix
Canon points: Multiple. I've seen BA but I've only RP'd from the Netflix seasons so far.
Character's age: Young to Middle Aged Adult. See above.
Permissions/Preferences: Here
Who the heck are they? Sad, Broke Batman. An old-soul of many contradictions who goes about the day as a lawyer, but brawls criminals at night because he can hear all the crappy things they're doing down the street, and he loves other people more than he can properly express. Blind but "sees everything" thanks to super senses. Sassy and self-sacrificing.

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? Currently at vivala as Hades. It has been interesting!
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? I'm at my game capacity. I'd love castmates at Viva La or memes/psls.
Searching for specific Marvels? Everyone welcome.
Open to and/or searching for ships? I miss Foggy Nelson. So. Bad. Otherwise, I prefer to test the waters to see how our RP meshes.
What specific things are you interested in writing? Gen or action are always favs.
What things are you not interested in?
Anything else?

[fakelaugh]

( B A S I C S )
Character: Rocket Raccoon
Universe: MCU
Canon points: Can play from any point. In game he's currently post-GotG 2.
Character's age: Adult.
Permissions/Preferences: Here
Who the heck are they? Raccoon-turned-space-experiment. He talks, he walks, he wears clothes, he builds, he flies ships, he blasts his enemies to smithereens!

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? Stuck in labofnaturerp much to his chagrin and delight of the player.
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? Mainly looking for potential castmates at Lab of Nature right now. (I'm at game capacity.)
Searching for specific Marvels? Any of the other Guardians lineup would be amazing. But I will welcome whoever shows up. :)
Open to and/or searching for ships? Open to but not searching on memes. The only Marvel I really ship him with is Lylla. He has a crossover crush in Lab, much to my surprise. lol
What specific things are you interested in writing? Gen, action, ANTICS
What things are you not interested in?
Anything else?

[worthallthis]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Gail
Contact: PM this journal, can share a plurk if anyone wants
What you love most about Marvel: The ways to expand the lore! Also all the boys with memory problems.
Spoiler Alert: I've seen all the MCU stuff except two of the Ant Man movies, one of the Spider-man movies, and the second halves of Secret Invasion and She-Hulk. I know the plot of all of those though so spoilers aren't a problem :)

( B A S I C S )
Characters: Bucky Barnes (worthallthis), Bob (makingitworse), Moon Knight (fightingevilbymoonknight), Jack Russell (wereperrito), Rocket (quitsmiling), Nebula (wantedasister), Vision (nowamemory), Thor (loveshishammer), Classic Loki (godofoutcasts), Thena (i_remember), Gilgamesh (thepunchingeternal) and I am sure I'm forgetting one or two
Universe: Everyone is from the main MCU line, though Classic Loki is from the Loki streaming show, and I have played Bucky from the What If Zombies storyline before.
Canon points: Bucky is usually from The Winter Soldier as I enjoy playing him learning to be a person again, Vision is from Wandavision rather than the movies, and Thor I only play from canon points up to The Dark World, but everyone else is variable.
Character's age: All adults!
Permissions/Preferences: Not a fan of playing out mind control (yes I know I play Bucky, but his words are... kind of okay), otherwise I have no big restrictions.
Who the heck are they? I have too many MCUs to summarize them all. You know who these guys are XD

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? Bucky and Bob are in The Last Voyages, Jack is in Route666
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? Always game for PSLs but I am not actively looking for a new game (besides the AU one I'm TDMing at right now). I'd welcome anyone at either of my two games though! We already have a Yelena, a Steve, and a Frank in TLV, and Jack is the lone MCU in Route666.
Searching for specific Marvels? Nah, gimme anything! I have a wide range to work with here.
Open to and/or searching for ships? Very open to romance, but I can't play sex so it'd be fade-to-black/summarizing for the event and picking up after. I lean towards slow burn or established relationships rather than meet-cute type stuff.
What specific things are you interested in writing? Love plots of many kinds, fun worldbuilding stuff, and a variety of AUs.
What things are you not interested in? Depowered AUs, humanizing AUs, slice-of-life.
Anything else? I see some familiar faces in here and it's nice to see the new ones :D

i just have a bunch of lokis.

[meforsaken]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Audrey
Contact: eviefrye
What you love most about Marvel: The way certain authors have started using the meta-narrative of the medium to comment on the nature of comics and the way we engage with them.
Spoiler Alert: I don't care about MCU spoilers, comics I'm up to date with most Asgard stuff, but am always willing to go and read something new if it would add to our roleplay!

( B A S I C S )
Character: Loki meforsaken (current comics, Immortal Thor, Defenders Beyond) Kid Loki and/or Ikol thecoolerloki (Journey into Mystery and/or Young Avengers) King Loki kingloki (Agent of Asgard)
Universe: 616, alternate future of 616 for King Loki
Canon points: Flexible, anything JiM on I'm solid with, but I'm also interested in dipping my toes into Siege stuff. I don't tend to play Loki in the time period where they lost their memories of AoA, but could depending on the thread or we can do a fix it AU. With King Loki, I doubt anyone's interested in this, but I'm shaky on writing his interactions with Gwen since they haven't fully explained the deal of that universe.
Character's age: ~you know~ ~gods~
Permissions/Preferences: here
Who the heck are they? Thor's weird little gremlin sibling who's died a million times in hopes of becoming a better person. The current Loki is the God(dess) of Stories and embraces their role as both villain and ally to Thor. Kid Loki is a reincarnation of original Loki after he's killed by the Void(hi Bob). This reincarnation is later taken over by an echo of the original Loki, Ikol, and it's sad and complicated! King Loki is from a timeline where Loki did everything in his power to be good and it wasn't enough to change how people saw him, which drove him to giving up and being massively evil again.

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? pixieled
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? Memes and PSLs! I also won't say no to museboxes, but not really looking for a game unless it's an extremely perfect fit
Searching for specific Marvels? Thor. Any version. Any and all Asgardian adjacent people. Magic people like Wanda and Strange. Bobs interested in writing out Void stuff specifically.
Open to and/or searching for ships? Loki's very open, full prefs are linked above. For Kid Loki I prefer similarly aged characters.
What specific things are you interested in writing? Asgard stuff oh my god. Please. There is so much Asgard lore I never get to play with and I long for it... In current comics, Loki just erased Asgard's existence from Midgardian consciousness, which goes as far as making it so Thor was never on Earth and never an Avenger, Beta Ray Bill was. WOULD LOVE TO PLAY STUFF IN THIS SPACE! With MCUs, I'm open to doing basic multiverse shenanigans or AUs where Kid Loki was born after Loki died. We can mix comics and movies and make it fun okay. Also I know I play a (former) villain, I personally am open to negative CR and enjoy it so long as there's room for growth or interesting dynamics. Sooooo if you need someone to be evil to your character... I'm here. ALSO MARVEL RIVALS STUFF
What things are you not interested in? Rape, targeted transphobia/homophobia, underage, outright incest (I do love playing with Thor and Loki's weird shit and how obsessed with each other they are, I just find it less interesting to make that romantic/sexual instead of keeping with the canon tension of something even weirder. I also like Leah/Loki, which has incest implications on the surface, but in comics lore they are NOT related.)
Anything else? If you ever want comics recs, I only started reading like 4 years ago so I know firsthand what's easy to jump into for Loki lore :)

[endof_theline]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Charlie
Contact: Through PM or Discord on request.
What you love most about Marvel: Just love how the characters intertwine, and what a wild ride it all is.
Spoiler Alert: I'm completely up to date on everything (although I haven't watched She-Hulk and could not finish Secret Invasion but I think that's pretty much a given lol)

( B A S I C S )
Character: Bucky Barnes.
Universe: MCU 616 mainly.
Canon points: I tend to default to post Endgame, sort of around FATWS era, but I also really love to explore Winter Soldier times, either when he leaves HYRDA and has to figure out how to be a person again, or an AU where Steve rescues him. Open to playing Thunderbolts Bucky of course- especially with Thunderbolts castmates.
Character's age: lol. Varies with canon point. He's 110 in Thunderbolts
Permissions/Preferences: M/M pref but open to M/F with chemistry. I am open to exploring any kind of situation aside from a/b/o and rule63 chars.
Who the heck are they? He's Bucky Barnes, y'all. You know him and love him (he needs love)

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? Bakerstreet pretty much.
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? No games. Fully enjoy PSLs, and memes. Also memes that evolve into PSLs are my favorite.
Searching for specific Marvels? Always looking for a Steve to play against. I've also been interested in Bucky hanging out with Tony lately. But open to all. Really love playing against Netflix Marvels too (love playing with matt and frank!) Everyone is welcome!
Open to and/or searching for ships? Stucky, Winteriron, Winterbaron, Winterbones, BuckyNat, Sam/Bucky and more. I love shipping lol If we mesh and they have chemistry, I'm usually game to try it out.
What specific things are you interested in writing? I love slow burn. I like really getting into a scene and setting and fleshing it out, especially if it's a fix it AU. I really love to explore different canon points with Steve (and truly anyone else), especially post Winter Soldier and during Civil War, but I'm really open to anything with any MCU character that Bucky can mesh well with an is fun to play against. I can be very fluid with Bucky's timeline if that's where you wanna go!
What things are you not interested in? Unrequited love.
Anything else?

[dysmorphics]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: kazie
Contact: notanybunny
What you love most about Marvel: i really enjoyed how things built up in the early phases of the mcu. i'm enjoying the comics now, it's wild and there's something for everyone.
Spoiler Alert: not up to date with the shows or the comics but i don't mind spoilers at all!

[dysmorphics]

( B A S I C S )
Character: steph rogers (r!63)
Universe: mcu
Canon points: flexible since she's an au, but i love the pre-serum/40s and avengers tower eras
Character's age: depends on the canon point, but she was born in 1918
Permissions/Preferences: here, but i'm easy
Who the heck are they? girl steve! emphasis on the girl part, since that comes into play in a lot of my rp

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? just memes and museboxes
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? long-term psls are always loved, since i like threads (texting included) that build up a storyline
Searching for specific Marvels? nope, i'll take everyone! i love aus 🙈
Open to and/or searching for ships? yes! i'm ship trash 🙈 f/m or f/f 30+, happy to write smut if things go there and we vibe. open to almost any pairing - anything is shippable if you believe!
What specific things are you interested in writing? canon mashing, aus, fix its, slowburn, found family, mundane team things, multiverse shenanigans
What things are you not interested in? that endgame ending. just nope. she did not abandon everyone. if anything she went rogue and tried to change things like saving bucky from hydra, and maybe got stuck or yanked by the tva lol
Anything else? just sharing some pretty art i've had done 🙊 credits to kaorien and Tenkomi!

highlander ii

[nightmarescenario]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: highlander_ii
Contact: PM the character journals
What you love most about Marvel: i'm horrible at 'favorites' and this is kinda that - i just like the stories and the charaters. they're fun.
Spoiler Alert: i'm pretty sure i'm caught up on the MCU (movies and D+); i'm catching up on Iron Man 616 version and that's gonna take a while (i've read from 'Demon in a Bottle' through the end of 'Time Runs Out', now doing backreading, then next up is everything after SIM dies)

[i have a very very old XMCU Wolverine that i haven't played in forever and i'd need to hella refresh before i dragged him back out]

Tony Stark (SIM)

[nightmarescenario]

( B A S I C S )
Character: Tony Stark - Superior Iron Man
Universe: Marvel 616 - Superior Iron Man
Canon points: typically from right around issue 3 of Superior Iron Man when Teen Abomination is throwing a motorbike at him, but anywhere from the Axis spell to post-Incursion is available
Character's age: ~35 (forever and ever, no matter how many birthdays he has)
Permissions/Preferences: in journal
Who the heck are they? ebil!Iron Man - muahahahahahaha!

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? duplicitynet, pixieled, sometimes bkst
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? full up on games, but he'll poke around on memes
Searching for specific Marvels? if anyone out there plays Rumiko Fujikawa - that would be amazing; but otherwise - everybody
Open to and/or searching for ships? always - if there's anyone willing to put up with this asshole
What specific things are you interested in writing? whatever works at the moment, with fair warning that this guy is TERRIBLE in all kinds of ways
What things are you not interested in? no baby/pregnancy plots; and he's usually the 'bring on the neg cr' guy, so that's mostly fine, but on memes - either previous CR or establish a reason for it up front (can be handwaved)
Anything else? just that SIM is a dick - i like ppl to be prepared going in. also, i'm happy to AU him into the MCU (or AU MCU!Tony into SIM - whichever) for fun and profit. XD

[explosion]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Jade.
Contact: PM. I have Discord for regular thread partners.
What you love most about Marvel: I love superheroes, and I enjoy the characters. I'm a DC girlie at heart, but Spider-man owns my face, and I love the witches.
Spoiler Alert: I've seen most things except Iron Heart, Iron Fist, a lot of Daredevil, Secret Invasion (I pretend it doesn't exist) and I'm sure something else, but who knows, man. Does Marvel even know?

( B A S I C S )
Characters: Wanda Maximoff (explosion), Bucky Barnes (disparaged), Peter Parker (slinger), Agatha Harkness (drain), Yelena Belova (quip), Ava Starr (visible), Elektra Natchios (contradict). I'm sure there's more, but I literally don't remember lol. These guys I'd love to play, especially Wanda, Bucky, and Ava!
Universe: MCU, although I do like to incorporate comic book background!
Permissions/Preferences: I've got permissions and details about what I'm interested in playing in their journals.

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? In your walls.
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? I'm big on PSLs. I've been burnt out so I haven't been on memes (except for word association, my beloved), but am happy to do meme stuff if that's something you'd like to do! I like building a continuity across threads, and generally picking something to "fix" and letting things grow wild there. I'm not much of a plotter, but I do like knowing what we want to do — the journey to the destination is what I like most. I'm looking for PSL partners who are backtag friendly and are keen to write stuff!
Searching for specific Marvels? Just looking for excuses to write them again, especially in long-term PSL things.
Open to and/or searching for ships? I love shipping, but ultimately prefer to do it if the chemistry is there. I prefer M/F and F/F. (I have ships I'd like to write, but ultimately I'm open to any pairing if the chemistry is there!)
What specific things are you interested in writing? I like doing what ifs, missing scenes, and fixing canon because this canon is a fucking mess. I don't really like doing aus that aren't set in the canon universe.
What things are you not interested in? Coffee shop aus and aus that don't take place in canon. I'm sure there's other stuff, but I'm very open in saying no to things I'm not interested in.
Anything else? If you'd like to do stuff, please feel free to PM any of my journals at any time! I like cold pms. ♥

[dysmorphics]

ahhh one of my fave rpers!! ♥

jadeeee i miss tagging with you. i play actual marvels now but i still think of the iron tower and pietro potato fondly 🙈

[henchweasel]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: dee
Contact: weeyotch (discord & plurk) or pm
What you love most about Marvel: The villains! Or specifically the little slice of life moments with them, their friendships and partnerships and all the little bits of humanity and silliness that occur in between committing terrorist acts. Can you tell I'm a fan of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants? Anyway Marvel's been my forever fandom for about as long as I can remember, and even though I'll take years long breaks from it, I always end up coming back.
Spoiler Alert: lmao I'm up to date on nothing, but I don't mind spoilers for the comics, movies, tv shows, anything. Actually, I welcome spoilers. Catching myself up on all that I've missed in Marvel has been an absolute beast.

( B A S I C S )
Character: Fabian Cortez, Pyro, Shinobi Shaw, Unus the Untouchable (journals all being made or cleaned up after collecting dust for many years, so there's nothing really to link yet)
Universe: Marvel 616 but always happy to AU into any Marvel or non-Marvel verse.
Canon points: Krakoa Era or post-Krakoa.
Character's age: Variable, but I'd say they're all probably in their 30s.
Permissions/Preferences: I'll toss them on this journal once it's set up, but generally I'm super flexible and open to pretty much anything as long as there's communication.
Who the heck are they? A bunch of c-list villains who died like 20+ years ago. But then Krakoa brought them back! To get more specific:

Cortez: A deeply insecure horrible rich boy who was bored with having everything he could possibly want, and so he decided to become a terrorist and murderer. He's the worst, nobody likes him, and he's basically Magneto's Starscream. But he had a sliver of character growth in Krakoa, and he seems to be attempting to be a good guy as of his most recent appearances, and I'd like to explore more before Age of Revelation inevitably undoes all of his character development and he goes back to being a shrieking mustache twirling villain.

Pyro: A successful journalist and romance novelist turned mutant terrorist because ???? reasons ???? Pyro's a gregarious showboat who gets along with (or annoys) most people and seemed to really get into the pirate life during Krakoa. These days Pyro's continuing to try the hero gig out and he's pretty okay at it!

Shinobi Shaw: Sebastian Shaw's failson, who's generally content to live a hedonistic party boy lifestyle and alternates between trying to kill his dad and trying to follow in his footsteps. He has a lot of daddy issues. Anyway I'm still catching up on what he's been doing these days, but it looks like he's hanging out with Kwannon and that's pretty cool!

Unus the Untouchable: The Blob's best friend, and seriously, the issue where he dies in Blob's arms is genuinely heartbreaking!! Anyway he's basically a big meat head who keeps getting killed by his own powers. I'm not sure what he's up to these days. Did he even show up beyond like one or two panels in Krakoa? Is he even still alive post-Krakoa?

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? I can toss them around memes on request, but generally I suck at diving right in without touching base with the other player, so there aren't any top levels to speak of. Cortez does have a top level on a TDM for duplicitynet and that's about it.
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? Any of the above! I took a long break from RP, so I'm not sure where to go for Marvel museboxes, or which games have a comics cast and are interested in lame minor villains, etc! I'd really love to touch base and connect with Marvel folks just to dip my toes in the water again.
Searching for specific Marvels? Magneto, Exodus, Nightcrawler, Mystique, Avalanche, Blob, Rogue, Sebastian Shaw, Legion, Toad, any Acolytes, Marauders, Hellfire Club, Brotherhood, Legionnaires... Basically anyone? I'm open to comics, MCU, Foxverse, cartoons, any versions tbh
Open to and/or searching for ships? Open to ships! I will always write Pyro/Avalanche. Always. But otherwise I don't have any specific ships in mind for any of them, and am happy to just see where chemistry takes characters.
What specific things are you interested in writing? Pyro reconnecting with his Brotherhood pals, Shinobi being a messy bitch, Cortez having a bad time in general (it's fun and easy and he usually deserves it), Unus and Blob hanging out in Krakoa please why didn't we ever get this
What things are you not interested in? eh can't think of anything tbh
Anything else?

caitlin

[sacramentalisms]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: caitlin
Contact: lensflares
What you love most about Marvel: the characters
Spoiler Alert: i haven't seen everything and god knows i'm behind on the comics, but just assume i don't care about spoilers, as a general rule

[sacramentalisms]

( B A S I C S )
Character: matt murdock
Universe: netflix shows, mcu as of daredevil born again
Canon points: flexible
Character's age: anywhere from about mid-late 30s
Permissions/Preferences: general permissions
Who the heck are they? he's not daredevil ok (he's totally daredevil)

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? memes/psls
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? generally memes/psls these days, but i could be persuaded into the right game with chill pace and low/no ac
Searching for specific Marvels? nope! i'm genuinely open to anyone. love throwing paint at the wall and seeing what sticks.
Open to and/or searching for ships? i ship by chemistry, so let's just throw our characters together and see!
What specific things are you interested in writing? i love writing matt giving legal advice and lawyer stuff in general with him (note: i am not a lawyer), general street superhero shenanigans, idk send matt to space?? w/e i'm here to vibe
What things are you not interested in? if something comes up, i'll let you know!
Anything else?

noodle

[babyknife]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Noodle
Contact: doggos
What you love most about Marvel: I like the heroes and the anti-heroes. I have this saying that I go to Marvel for the vibes of the heroes and DC for the vibes of the villains. I am an equal opportunity comics fan and tend to vibe to just about everything.
Spoiler Alert: I'm (mostly) utd I have a bit of catching up to do in a couple tv franchises and films but overall I know what's going down and don't mind spoilers.

wade wilson / deadpool

[babyknife]

( B A S I C S )
Character: Wade Wilson
Universe: I mean... *gestures*
Canon points: Following the events of the Deadpool & Wolverine film, but really any
Character's age: 40
Permissions/Preferences:
general permissions
Who the heck are they?
your favorite hero's favorite zero

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? generally speaking, memes.
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? just memes and psls for now
Searching for specific Marvels? nope, gotta put my fingers in all the honey pots
Open to and/or searching for ships? THIS GUY IS A WALKING RED FLAG but please do stupid shit with me it's always hilarious
What specific things are you interested in writing? shenanigans i'm always ready to party
What things are you not interested in? what does this mean?
Anything else?

[brandingproblem]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Shawna
Contact: shadowesque @ like everywhere man
What you love most about Marvel: man it's just wacky bonkers bananapants comics nonsense that then gets translated into movie form, none of this works and therefore it all works
Spoiler Alert: still need to catch up on some of the shows (I know the big spoilers for AAA, I know nothing about Ironheart and would like to keep it that way until I actually have time to sit with it), but I'm all up on the movies

( B A S I C S )
Character: Clint Barton [brandingproblem] first and foremost, but also in my repertoire is Mobius [favoriteanalyst], Moon Knight [worthprotecting], and then on the side side I got rule 63!Clint [hitmewithyourbestshot], au!Mobius [lowkeyobsession], and The Hunter [gottmorder]
Universe: MCU (and then...Midnight Suns on the side apparently)
Canon points: I'm always forever flexible but tend to default to end-of-their-most-recent-canon, so like post-hawkeye, post-loki, post-mk etc
Character's age: let's see, we've got 50-some, timeless, 30-some, please someone anyone help me find icons of a lady that gives clint vibes that looks older than 18, timeless, and over 300
Permissions/Preferences: in journals as needed, save clara and hunter
Who the heck are they? everyone's favorite non-DC archer, everyone's favorite temporal analyst, everyone's favorite hollywood portrayal of DID, everyone be glad I don't have 63 journals for every fucking one like I used to back in the LJ days, tremendously fucked up personal fic au I came up with between seasons do not engage, and god damn it I have to load earlier saves to start trying to get screenshots during cutscenes DAMN IT (I mean, everyone's favorite amnesic demon hunter)

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? Clint's at Pixie Led and Diadem, and everyone else is always free for memes and PSLs
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? I can barely keep up with games as it is my schedule has recently become a waking nightmare I love it so I'm good on games
Searching for specific Marvels? nah I'm just here for the vibes, whatever happens happens, we all here for a good time
Open to and/or searching for ships? all my characters are bi whores the end
What specific things are you interested in writing? I'm an angst and drama monger bark bark woof bark
What things are you not interested in? coffeeshop aus, accidental pregnancy, underage stuff, anything that involves clint and laura divorcing if they're a thing
Anything else? did you know that on all of ao3 there are only 13 works for clint barton/frank castle, I think this is insane, why has everyone slept on the potential of ronin handshake punisher

[dysmorphics]

so sorry i keep flaking on you but i'm trying to crawl out of the newborn woods now so hopefully 🤞🏻🤞🏻 always love your clint, and OH you're that r63 clint too haha!

Moose

[vintagecaptain]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Moose
Contact: Always good with PMs.
What you love most about Marvel: I started reading X-Men comics in the 90's when the cartoons were big. I would check them out from the local library so eventually I got into the other Marvel comics they had like Daredevil and Captain America. Comics, MCU, Marvel in general it's all insane and silly and fun and amazing. It's a good time.
Spoiler Alert: I still haven't seen Fantastic Four but I don't really care about spoilers in most cases.

( B A S I C S )
Character: /cracks knuckles. Here we go.

Bruce Banner 2in1

Dr. Stephen Strange a_keyhole

Thor nonailsneeded

Matt Murdock sine_metu

Phil Coulson tasernanny

Steve Rogers vintagecaptain

What If? Steve Rogers mightysmall

Universe: All of them are basic MCU canon though I tweak things here and there by bringing in comics canon now and then.
Canon points: I'll put them anywhere. I'm not married to canon at all so let's fuck with the timeline like we want to get the TVA's attention.
Character's age: They're all old dudes.
Permissions/Preferences: You can find them in their journals.
Who the heck are they? They're just some action figures I found in the trash.

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? Strange & Steve are at pixieled. Everyone else gets sprinkled around Bakerstreet from time to time.
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? I'm always down for a good PSL
Searching for specific Marvels? Not really. Just looking to have fun.
Open to and/or searching for ships? Always open to shipping though I do prefer to build some CR if it's crosscanon.
What specific things are you interested in writing? I like writing things with emotional omph and building a story over time. While I'm not great at writing action I do like it to pop up here and there and not just be happy good domesticity all the time.
What things are you not interested in? Not really a heavy angst person. It has it's place but I can't take the sad, grim dark all the time. It makes me sad.

Meowzy

[dadguardian]

( P L A Y E R )
Name: Meowzy
Contact: Meowzy or PM a journal
What you love most about Marvel: The good blend of heartfelt emotion and quirky comedy.
Spoiler Alert: Up to date on everything!

( B A S I C S )
Characters:
Active:
- Alexei Shostakov (MCU) | dadguardian
- Alexei Shostakov (What If...?) | bobtoledo

Archived but may be brought out again some day:
- Marc Spector (MCU) | fistofvengeance
- Steven Grant (MCU) | summonthesuit
- Otto Octavius (MCU-adjacent) | sciencesquid
- Bob Reynolds (MCU) | projectsentry
- Gwen Stacy (Spider-verse) | therightband

Canon points: Flexible but usually close to the latest point canon gives them.
Permissions/Preferences: See their journals.
Who the heck are they? Just some messed up lil guys!!! (and one spider girl)

( D E T A I L S )
Where they can be found? MCU!Alexei is currently in Folkmore, while What If!Alexei is in Lab of Nature. Marc used to be in Folkmore also but has since been dropped. Steven spent about two years in Ryslig, as did Otto... Can be found on Baker Street on occasion, but sporadically because life is hectic right now.
Looking for games? Memes/psls? Museboxes? As said above, life is hectic right now. I should be more free starting October (Hopefully). But that said, if anyone has a specific idea for a juicy PSL, hit me up, I can always squeeze in one more thread.
Searching for specific Marvels? I'm a sucker for family dynamics okay. A sucker.
Open to and/or searching for ships? I am incredibly picky with my ships, especially these days, but always up for canon love interest stuff. Show my guys their respective wives and they will be head over ass. I also have a soft spot for Winterguardian though, because that What If episode lives rent free in my head.
What specific things are you interested in writing? Feelings. The good, the bad, the ugly! I love developing characters' mindsets and having them struggle with stuff, physical and emotional. Tear 'em to shreds!
What things are you not interested in? Smut. Once in a blue moon I'll be into it, but the stars have to align just right and I like to slow burn my way up to it.
Anything else?